lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
