my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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