I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm sobbing to NWA
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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