Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
