Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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