I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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