okay pat passed out under dana's car
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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