I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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