the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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