I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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