im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
