Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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