that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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