Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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