don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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