the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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