Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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