your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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