my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
My pussy is not your playground.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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