we're chasing vodka with high fives
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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