how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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