Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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