People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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