put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
