We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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