I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
COCAINE IS GR8
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
