I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
a search helicopter?!
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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