im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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