Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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