U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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