I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm at about main and main street
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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