I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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