I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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