You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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