Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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