We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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