woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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