Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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