Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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