This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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