I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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