feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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