Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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