Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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