I wish I only lived at night.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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