i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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