I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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