I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my shit smells like andre
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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