wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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