Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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