When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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