with your own penis?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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