you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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