Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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