It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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