She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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