So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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