Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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