I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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