Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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